Okay, here are the 5 reasons my wife has given me to justify her expensive massage habit.

1. Massage relieves stress – and this, my wife assures me, is definitely in my best interest.

2. Massage decreases the water retention and cramping that goes along with PMS. She says this is also in my best interest.

3. Massage improves the function of the immune system. My wife is miserable when she’s not feeling well, so once again, this is in my best interest.

4. Massage improves circulation. Increased circulation can boost energy and improve the appearance of the skin. When my wife feels like she’s looking good, it’s definitely in my best interest.

5. Massage improves mood. She tells me that massage is so effective as a mood lifter that it’s now being used as part of depression treatment programs. I’m sure you’ve guessed it by now, having her in a good mood is definitely in my best interest.

So I guess the bottom line is that she’s doing it for me. And I’ll tell you what – it’s worth every penny!